100% hot shots

Soaring Scousers

Frankly, I’m flabbergasted, dumbfounded and just about ready to hang up the sheepskin. Why? Because never in a month of Sundays would I have Adam and Eve’d that Giroud and Sturridge would be the two strikers with a 100% goal record after four games.
I always had Giroud down as a ‘flat-track bully’ but he seems to be really motoring this season and as for young Danny, well – I reckon those garden sessions with his old uncle Deano are paying off.
In terms of first run-outs for new arrivals, Gazza Bazza had a top, top debut for the Toffemen, Victor Moses parted the Swan Sea to blast one in for Liverpool and Mezut Ozil looked like he was born to be Gunner. Big Man Fellaini? I still maintain that was Moyesy suffering from a bit of ‘squeaky bum time’, but he did enough and almost looked like he was going to net one on debut too.
And while we’re chatting about the Red Devils, big props to David Moyes for calling out Ashley Young after his finest Tom Daley impression against Crystal Palace. It’s about time more managers had the bottle to go public when their players act like tits. I never brooked any nonsense when I was in the dugout – still don’t for that matter as it goes. Just ask little Davey Blow of Glenview Juniors FC. He won’t be querying the ref’s decision again in a hurry after his little strop on Sunday…
Right, I’m outta here. Laters…
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